1. Cherry tree.
2. Chain saw.
3. Duct tape.
George Washington? Chain Saw Massacre?
I told you. . . best not to ask.
“I’m telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There’s just no way to really prepare for that.”
― Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers