Just Jokin’

My friend Beanie is my best source of jokes.  Since there are 42,000,000 links to this joke online, it could be that Dearly Beloved and I are the only two people who hadn’t read it.  I waded through some entries and couldn’t find who wrote it originally.   Do you happen to know?

DB says I could  have written it and he’s not basing that on any writing abilities on my part.


  Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my
friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was
a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing,
so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed,
but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said,
‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said
he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry
about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior I  don’t know
why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I
had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to
seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I
decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I
still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere
else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost
sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    His Diary:

    Boat wouldn’t start, can’t figure out why.


6 thoughts on “Just Jokin’

  1. OMG, I had to laugh out loud at this one. My husband constantly tells me that there is no reading “between the lines” when it comes to men. Women are always looking for the hidden meaning behind what men say (or don’t say) and men just don’t operate that way. What you see and hear is what you get—no “what did she mean by that” in their vocabulary. He tells me that men are basically simple, literal beings but women never seem to accept that. (I wonder what he meant by that…)

  2. Joe Pingatore

    You need to alter this joke for DB to way I originally heard it. His diary is “On way to best golf round, and then double bogied 18.”

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