Road Kill

But my engine is blown all to hell.

(And don’t even ask about my tires.)

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14 thoughts on “Road Kill

  1. “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
    My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
    Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
    So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?”

  2. Reminds me of the old story about the preacher who ran off the road into a ditch. A drunk driver behind him stopped and yelled, “Are you all right?” The preacher replied, “Yes, I’ve got the Lord with me.” The drunk yelled, “He might orta ride with me. The way you are driving you’re gonna kill him.”

    I remember seeing “Jesusmobiles” when I was a kid. They always had those four-way loud speakers on top telling us to repent or be damned to the flames of Hell.

  3. lulu

    Lololol…. ok, now that should be made into a greeting card!!! lolololOLOLOLOL….
    I know, you could start your own card line – PTL – praise the lord cards for all occasions!!LOLOLOLO…….. PRICELESS!!!:):):)

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