The Damnsquirrel Chronicles: New Wrinkle

I’ll probably be sorry I asked. . .

Is that you, Grandpop?
Oh. Sorry, I thought I knew you.
Halloween mask?
Not a nut.

He practically knocked on our door to show me.

Okay.  I give up.

What the hell IS that????


23 thoughts on “The Damnsquirrel Chronicles: New Wrinkle

  1. Probably shredded tree bark that he will use to make a nest. Have you given up yet on trying to keep them out of the bird feeders? I am always amused when people euphemistically call them bird feeders. In reality they are bird and squirrel feeders.

    Blessings on you and yours
    John Wilder

  2. I know! I know! Interloping red squirrels tried to muscle in on his territory, and he was showing you the remnants of the battle!

    He’s scalping the competition! (oh, sorry, too gory?)

  3. I think John is right but I love Brea’s answer! lol We have a squirrel and a chipmunk that have taken over our yard and you should hear them when their paths cross!!! OY! xoxo

  4. That is too weird for words… squirrels are not carnivors and I’ve never heard of one growing a moustache so I’m completely baffled. When you find out, let us all know.

  5. (Studiously ignoring your stalker) I think it could be nesting material or else, perhaps, it’s Damnsquirrel’s Halloween costume: he’s going as Groucho Marx. Or, possibly, as Preacher Terry Jones, the guy who wanted to burn the Koran. Or as Yosemite Sam. I dunno. You know your squirrels better than I do. Which one would Damnsquirrel be more likely to choose?

    1. The Yosemite Sam disguise. . . I can really see that. The Preacher Jones suggestion may be the definitive answer because it’s for sure that the damnsquirrels ARE terrorists.

  6. At the risk of being pessimistic…perhaps it’s not a side trip at all. Perhaps he plans to live closer to his caregivers so he’ll just build his winter home somewhere near (or in) your house. Hope you know a good exterminating service. You may need more expertise than DB.

  7. I haven’t a clue–but good news–I do think your squirrels are moving up a class and getting cuter! Keep going and you may end up with the best looking squirrels on the block–the neighborhood even!

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