Feeling Blue?

We bought a new house in early spring.  A rental property.

It didn’t take long to find a motivated tenant.

He sent The Little Woman around to see what she thought of it.

She’s a real homebody, never away for very long.  Sometimes friends stop by.

WHOA, Little Momma…!  You look exhausted!  Sit down for a spell.

Oh.  Another trip out for groceries, huh?

Time for Pops to make a run.

There is plenty going on inside.  Occasionally, a head pops up, looking for a parent.

During this period, we bought a new bird feeder that would deny the noisy grackles entry and make it easier for the songbirds… chased cats away… kept the bird feeders full.  Why, we even provided a color-coordinated landing strip for when the flying lessons begin…

I thought that our tenants might allow me get close enough for a peek with my camera.   Was I ever wrong about that!  They buzzed around me, making flicking noises until I backed off–which I did in a hurry!

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure it wasn’t “flick” they were saying.  Could have been “flipped.”

Have I just been flipped BY a bird?

And when he sings to you, Though you’re deep in blue, You will see a ray of light creep through,
And so remember this, life is no abyss, Somewhere there’s a bluebird of happiness. Life is sweet, tender and complete, when you find the bluebird of happiness.
- Bluebird of Happiness, lyrics by Edward Heyman & Harry Parr Davies, 1934

Please excuse my dirty house
I know it is a mess
I don’t have time to clean right now
I have a bluebird nest ….
- Cherie Layton, The Bluebird Nut, 2005


Happy Feeling Blue Again

That bird feathered blue… is waiting for you… right in your own backyard.

It’s been about ten years since I stenciled that line from an old song onto our sunroom wall and probably 20 years and three moves since the extraordinary day I witnessed an amazing scene in our backyard.  I have told the story many times, but each spring I watch our bluebird house, hoping for occupancy, and feel an urge to share it once again.

I never saw a bluebird during the years we lived in the Midwest.  When we moved back to the South for awhile–home for both of us–the first bluebird I spied was so lovely I wept.  I’d actually forgotten they existed, even though they had been common when I was a child.  Common also had been the DDT trucks the city sent through the neighborhoods, permeating everything with the fine, cool mist.

We bought the suburban house where we saw the bluebird that day and before we finished unpacking, we hung bluebird boxes outside.

Each spring the bluebirds came to gather around our boxes and examine our accommodations.  We waited anxiously, exalting when we saw a couple taking in the makings of a nest.

Although we tried not to be nosy landlords, I could not resist peeking.  One morning I saw a disturbing sight.  There, next to three delicate blue eggs was a brown-speckled one, much larger than the others.

Should it be removed?  If I sensed it didn’t belong there, would Mother Bluebird know it, too?

The “expert” at the Seed & Feed told me to leave it there.  His advice didn’t convince me, so I left a message on a friend’s answering machine and she called back, saying, “It’s a cowbird egg.  Get it out of there!”

Too late.  A downy grey head already peeked out of the box, calling rudely.  The baby cowbird had already hatched.  The adult bluebirds flew constantly, bringing food, but nothing quelled this baby’s appetite.

One morning soon after, the “toddler bird” sat quietly atop the box until the adoptive parents appeared, then it launched into a frenzied, fluttering dance.  Its cries were easily translatable:  FEED ME!  More!  NOW!

Cowbirds, I learned, never build nests of their own, but slip sneakily into the nest of other birds, leaving an intruder egg for the host birds to raise.  They foist their offspring on smaller birds,so if there is not enough food for all, the smaller birds will be the ones to perish.

I called Animal Rehabilitation for advice.  Yes, the cowbird must be removed.  If I could get it, ARC would raise it.  I set upon my capture mission, but Dumbo cowbird managed to fly to the garage roof, foiling my plan.  There it continued its dance for food, walking back and forth on the peak of the roof  like some silly wind-up toy chicken.  The bluebird parents flew constantly, valiantly,  in an attempt to sate Dumbo’s appetite.

I watched the bluebird house.  An hour passed.  Four hours without a parental visit would mean the nest had been abandoned.  I couldn’t bear the wait, so I drove to the pet store for mealworms, although I had no idea of what to do with them.

Savior without a clue.

As I pulled into our driveway, the now familiar flash of blue glided past.  The male adult bluebird perched delicately on the wispy,  topmost branch of our tallest cedar tree.  He flew straight up,  stopped in midair, and fluttered his wings as he hovered in place, then sank back onto the branch.  He repeated the ritual several times:  rising, halting to flap in midair above the trees, then sinking back onto the branch.   I sat in the car, watching in rapt wonder as bluebirds appeared almost instaneously.  Not simply a pair or two, but dozens!

Two adult bluebirds patiently worked with the baby cowbird,  giving it flying lessons so obvious that I believed I could follow them.  A parade of other bluebirds delivered a constant food chain to the bluebird house nursery for the next hour,  a banquet for the bluebird babies.

I still get chills when I think of that day.  I sat in the lawn chair for hours, watching the bluebirds work through an overwhelming situation.

The next morning just before dawn, Dearly Beloved and I peeked inside the bluebird house.  Three fat, downy babies slept peacefully.  In the nearby trees the adult bluebirds waited, ready to begin their work.  Dumbo, the fat baby cowbird had already begun his chicken dance on the peak of the garage,  calling for roof service.

I remember standing at the kitchen sink window and watching the birds as the TV news droned across the room.  Political cacophony. . . wars. . . disasters… the we’s against the they’s.

We haven’t changed much–different wars, different disasters, but the same old discord.  We still do our own ridiculous chicken dances… My way… MY way!

How did the bluebirds get so wise?

They worked their own quiet miracle. . . together.

Photo used with the kind permission of Mary Ferracci at Mary's View, http://marys-view.blogspot.com

In the Outhouse

Yesterday, after reading my post about the duct taped bluebird house, Dearly Beloved laughed, but then said, “You can’t be telling this story right.  I just can’t think what you’ve said that isn’t true.”

Good thing I took the photo.  Hard to deny something that looks right out of There, I Fixed It. (Thanks to Absence of Alternatives for supplying that link.  She thinks DB’s work may be a candidate.)

That birdhouse hung–at the correct height–for years, with nary an occupant. It became so weathered and old that the nail hole split and it fell off the tree.  It just never got thrown away.

That rotten, rejected birdhouse is what DB hung on that trunk/stick.  As some of you commented, it DOES look like an outhouse.

Our back yard is hard to describe.  When we bought the house the backyard consisted of  a snaky, overgrown berm that had shifted so close to the house that we couldn’t squeeze through to even get to the water faucet.  We had it shoved back, flattened, and a retaining wall built.  Our yard is now on two levels.   The birdhouse stump is on that raised part of the yard.  Maybe this picture will help.

Hidden behind the fig tree, straight up from the small yellow flower where the two walls meet.

At least no one would see it except us, since the yard is very private, but it looked so atrociously tacky, I insisted that DB take it down.  Before we left to come back to Charlotte, he reluctantly caved and went outside to take apart his “art.”  Before doing so, he opened the front and found that someone else had seen it… and liked what she saw. Shabby chic seems to be “in” for nesters.

The inside of the outhouse.

Although he was delighted to prove me wrong,  DB  worried at the same time.  Although our yard is fenced,  possums, raccoons, turtles, snakes, and the neighbor’s evil cat can still find their way in, much to our chagrin.

DB holstered his duct tape again and taped the door so that it couldn’t be opened.  He also made it sturdier on the post–more tape– but there was nothing else we could think of that might help protect the occupants.  I’d like to duct tape the neighbor’s cat to his own yard.

Where is a rottweiler when you need one?

Now that we’re back to Charlotte, DB is surveying the two bluebird houses hanging properly in our back garden. Empty, of course. I suppose he’ll be adding duct tape to them to attract tenants.

Think good thoughts for Mama Bird at the beach house-not-on-the-beach.

Odd, isn’t it. . . DB is crowing about his handiwork and yet I’m having to eat crow.